Is My Kid An Angel?

I saw this tweet on Twitter.

Since it was in Japanese,

my translation is over 140 letters.

A: When my kid says, "Ouch!" I say,

"Watch out!" or "It's your own fault!"

But when I say, "Ouch!" my kid asks me,

" Are you OK?" and he strokes my hand.

Is my kid an angel?

B: Certainly, he is.

Thanks to デリック and スープガール for correcting my English.