I saw this tweet on Twitter.
Since it was in Japanese,
my translation is over 140 letters.
A: When my kid says, "Ouch!" I say,
"Watch out!" or "It's your own fault!"
But when I say, "Ouch!" my kid asks me,
" Are you OK?" and he strokes my hand.
Is my kid an angel?
B: Certainly, he is.
Thanks to デリック and スープガール for correcting my English.